The Great Tanuki Heist

Residents! Beware the terrifying Tanuki Gang! You’re garbage cans aren’t safe! Hehehe…
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New Livestream Addition!

I‘ll be recording my digital drawing sessions and posting them here  I took the liberty of muting my microphone so you can’t hear my Pandora (or me screaming at the screen..) suggestions and requests are welcome. But it’s still under construction so keep checking back for more livestreams! 🙂

The Feminist Gamer Tidal Wave

It’s no secret to anyone who runs in the communities I do (nerds, gamers, reviewers) that something is indeed amiss. Social changes are often sparked by one large, public event that sparks an outrage- that seems to trigger a host of other events. Enter Anita Sarkeesian. If you don’t yet know about Anita and the controversy surrounding her kickstarter project. Feel free to fill yourself in:

• Tropes Vs. Women In Video Games Vs. The Internet – Rock Paper Shotgun
• This Week In Harassment – The Borderhouse Blog
• Kickstarter Video Project Attracts Misogynist Horde – The Escapist
• Tropes vs Movie Bob – The Big Picture, The Escapist [VIDEO]
• Feminist Frequency Kickstarter project smashes target – Games Industry
• Awful Things Happen When You Try to Make a Video About Video Game Stereotypes – Kotaku

Now that we’re all caught up, I think we all sort of know – on some level, anyway- that video games have sexist representations of women. That’s not really debatable. And for those of you who will invariably choose the “men are objectified too” route. No… just, no. Get your facts straight, and then rejoin the conversation. We’ve all debunked this argument more times than is necessary and we’re moving on. But I think many were legitimately shocked at the harassment, death/rape threats and so on. I wasn’t really shocked- it’s that kind of retarded behavior that keeps me from bothering with XBOX Live. And I mean “retarded” in the most literal of terms- as in “completely stunted“. I’ve never known a person with developmental disabilities to use the phrase “uppity Jew cunt”.

I think as nerds/gamers we think we live in a futuristic community that is somehow above this kind of behavior. Like misogyny is regulated to Bro culture and frat parties. Clearly we’re far too smart to participate in this kind of Neanderthal shit, right? That was our bubble, and it got burst. And then it got better.

Crystal Dynamics walks onto the scene with quite possibly the worst timing in gaming history. They had redesigned Lara Croft to be less sexualized and had been given a pat on the back from modern society. Then unfortunately took two steps back, fell down the stairs and promptly shit their pants. After Sarkeesian showed us that some gamers are extremely sexist, Crystal Dynamics proved that even those who are trying are fucking up due to a complete lack of understanding. At least that’s how I see it. The Tomb Raider thing doesn’t come off as malicious to me, just ignorant. Which is almost worse because it’s easier to defend. Ya dun fucked up, C.D. It’ll be okay, but maybe you should like… talk to women before you try to flesh out female characters.

By the time the new Hitman trailer waltz in to the party- 2 hours late and wearing only a sign that says “MAKE ME A SAMMICH”- everyone was ready to fucking kill. I don’t even need to break down whats wrong with it. You either get it or you don’t. And really, it’s not any worse than most games that have been coming out for years, it just came out at the best time to be a perfect example of the level of sexist bullshit in gaming. No worse, just the status quo.

And if you’re extra local to this neck of the internet, you’ll know all about the uproar that happened at TGWTG. If you are a fan, then you already know. If you aren’t- you probably don’t care. moving on)

We’re collectively discovering something about ourselves. It’s difficult- for nerds especially -to accept that something about the status quo is fucked. That a facet of our community is really destructive. Not just to the outside world, but to us personally. Over the last couple weeks I’ve seen all manner of reactions. Some completely agree that it’s an issue and are standing with female gamers. Others are striving to find any tiny crack in the argument. This is frustrating, but at least these guys are being coherent. Pro tip, gentlemen: you’re not right. Just let it go. It’s not like anyone is blaming you directly, no one is calling you a misogynist pig. We were all raised in a culture that created this mindset, we’re all at fault, so do yourselves a favor and don’t take the criticism so personally.

The last group was inevitable: unabashed, juvenile temper tantrums. This is the sub group of nerds/gamers who just have no coping skills- they cannot tolerate any form of criticism. Mostly dispensing the same “FUCK YOU BITCH, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN” joke that hasn’t been funny “BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT” was funny and that was never funny. These are the true man children of our community. I’m actually reminded Tom Green in “Freddy Got Fingered”** screaming “Look Daddy, I’m a farmer!” as he jacks off a horse. It’s the knee jerk reaction of someone who simply cannot cope and has to react by simply becoming what they are accused of being. “Oh so I’m an asshole? Well I guess I’ll just be an asshole then!” he shrieks as he throws his toys around the playground.

I really hate the modern idea of “It’s the internet, what do you expect?” that’s such a cop out. It gives a free pass for real people to participate in hate speech, death threats, and insane misogyny without any social consequences. What do I expect? I expect a little more out of those who consider themselves superior to Bro culture. I expect you to grow the fuck up and stop acting like a little bitch. There’s a problem, so why don’t you put on your big boy pants and do something about it? Or you can sit here in the sandbox and whine. The rest of the nerds are going to join the 21st century.

** Don’t watch Freddy Got Fingered, just watch the review by Nostalgia Chick, Nella and Oancitizen. I’m not a monster, people.

My Sweet Bunny Love Vengeance

Yeah, I should probably explain that title. Recently I was in Seattle and I walked into a store. I immediately spotted a t-shirt with a very similar design on it, and promptly freaked out. I wanted it- bad. Only to discover that it was not in my size, in fact it was nowhere near my size and in fact the shirt itself was very thin and had that stupid hems on the outside which is fashionable right now. Because… wearing your clothes inside out is…cool? Whatever. And it was almost $40. “FUCK. THAT.” I stated and I stormed my wobbling pregnant ass out of the store. Fuck that, indeed. So although I don’t intend to sell these shirts at all, because it’s probably illegal, I am going to make one for myself. Suck it, overpriced T-shirt store.


Seattle and Old sketches…

Back from my Seattle art show, really enjoyed it. However Seattle is a whole new adventure while pregnant- suddenly everything is uphill no matter what direction you seem to go. Anyway I sold 3 pieces- Diana and the Moon, Sweet Decending and Driving Fire. Which I’m happy about because I really thought Diana and the Moon is a beautiful piece. 🙂

ALSO! I was going the through the unrelenting maze that is my artwork folder (I seriously need and external hard drive. If you have digital art- GET ONE.) and found some work that may not have seen the light of day… or at least this blog. So, onward to the pictures!

My first experience with Ambien went something like this. Don’t do drugs, kids.

A cute Satyr from my 30/30 show last year, the original sold but reprints are possible.

A sketch from sadder days.

sketching out concepts.

more concept sketching

From my 30/30 show last year. Original sold, but reprints possible.

Okay, I’m about o do something horrible that I know some of you will resent me for. But it’s beyond my control. I hope you’ll forgive my saccharine mushy gushing but…

I know. I’m sorry. It’s just too awesome for me not to freak out and show everyone. Get used to this, folks.

ISH MAH BAYBEH! EEEE!!! It’s got a head and arms and everything- with moveable parts!! OWMAHGOD. I love this little person so much! =^.^=

Apparently the Earth DOES have an edge

If it seems like I fell off the face of the Earth, it’s because I did.


I’m sorry for the long absence but I got hired- no wait, entangled- in a local alternative newspaper. Who? What? Why? I’m still trying to figure that out. But in the meantime I’ve been writing articles for The Corvallis Advocate. This has drastically altered the way I create art and content overall. For starters my review show- Silver Screen Reviews -is on hiatus indefinitely. I love doing my show, I really do, but it’s a commitment I unfortunately no longer have time to make. That being said- there have been some calls for a more informal show style, vlogs perhaps. And that is a definitely possibility. I would love to be able to continue the show in some capacity.

As for my art, I’m still finishing pieces from previous clients, after that I may have to close commissions. If you already have an agreement with me to do an ongoing set of commissions, this does not apply to you. Just to new commission requests. I’m sorry guys, we’re just a baby newspaper right now (only 4 weeks old) , and it’s going to take a lot of work to get us established. Once we’ve set into a comfortable groove and everyone’s found their sea legs, I hope to return to my show and to my commissions.


On the art show front, I am scheduled for the May 11th art show at Avanti Art and Design. More on that later :3


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