Yeah, I should probably explain that title. Recently I was in Seattle and I walked into a store. I immediately spotted a t-shirt with a very similar design on it, and promptly freaked out. I wanted it- bad. Only to discover that it was not in my size, in fact it was nowhere near my size and in fact the shirt itself was very thin and had that stupid hems on the outside which is fashionable right now. Because… wearing your clothes inside out is…cool? Whatever. And it was almost $40. “FUCK. THAT.” I stated and I stormed my wobbling pregnant ass out of the store. Fuck that, indeed. So although I don’t intend to sell these shirts at all, because it’s probably illegal, I am going to make one for myself. Suck it, overpriced T-shirt store.