Posts tagged ‘film’

March 22, 2011

Basquiat


For my drawing class this term, we watched Basquiat, a film about Jean Michele Basquiat made in 1996. My teacher’s idol whom he proclaimed was the greatest artist of his generation… okay. I have a tremendous amount of respect for my art teacher, he’s awesome. But this… nnno. I’m sorry. If this movie is to be believed, and he assured us, although romanticized, it was accurate then uuhh…The only thing this movie proved to me was that a.) Jean Michell Basquiat could not draw, and b.) Jean Michele Basquiat was a total douche. The movie itself was incredible! Benicio del Toro, David Bowie as Andy Warhol (!!), Christopher Walken, this movie was up to it’s balls in talent. All to fictionalize the life of a man who painted like a 3 year old.

I have issues with abstract expressionism in general. It can be beautiful, it can be powerful OR it can be smearing white paint on stacks of tires. After seeing the film, I understand the symbolism, like, I get it. But I had to watch a whole fucking movie about this guys life to even begin to get it. I know there are those who would say, “Oh you need to open your mind, you just don’t get it.” This is a classic artist snub, and I call total bullshit on it. First of all, Jean Michele started out as a graffiti artist. If you have a really strong message or something powerful you want to convey to the world-they have to be able to understand it.  You can’t draw a tin can on the side of building and then chastise the public for not understanding your genius. In the world of graffiti, the neighborhood that you tag is your canvas, that community is your public. And if they can’t understand what your trying to convey- well, that’s your problem.

BUT LO. Jean Michele was discovered by Andy Warhol, and launched him into super stardom. My opinion of Andy Warhol is withheld here, for fear some graphic designer may reach through the internet and tear my eyeballs out through the socket. He went from living in a box in a New York park to being rich beyond his wildest dreams. Like a Disney Princess! Eventually he overdosed on heroin and died at the infamous age of 27. People really thought he was an artistic genius. I don’t see that. I see a guy who cooked his brain on drugs, who may or may not have been mentally ill, and got rich doing very little work. In fact, I see this man’s life as more of a work of art than his real art. He lived in New York in the 70′s, the son of a Haitian immigrant. He endured all the ugly racism of the era, and the snobbery of the art community, only to rise up as their master. He drew total crap, which because of the right connections was interpreted as genius by rich, white dipshits. He got rich and got the white man to praise him for doing absolute crap. Now that is artistic genius.

March 19, 2011

Tits and Ass… oh yeah, and women [in art].


I want to make one thing clear before I begin this rant, I love video games. I love movies, I love modern media and I don’t think things should return to ‘the good ol’ days’ whenever they were. But I’m becoming increasingly disillusioned with the way women look in movies and games. I know it’s not really a new concept, I’ve always taken a moment to roll my eyes at games when (and by ‘when’ I mean when this always happens) at the females with the breasts bigger than their heads. Stiletto boots, chain mail bikinis, nice armor ladies, I’m sure those will help. But I just watched the trailer for Suckerpunch that was recommended to me by a friend. The idea seems really interesting, a young girl who looses everything and is confined to an asylum by her dick of a stepfather. She then finds escape, with three other girls, through their imaginations where they must battle their inner demons by literally battling demons… and dragons… and robots. Then I watched the trailer.

These “troubled” girls seem to be locked away in an asylum run by Maxim magazine. Yes, the pouty-lipped actresses prance around the set in perfect eye makeup and pigtails. On top of that, I’m supposed to believe that in the deepest fantasy of a emotionally traumatized girl’s imagination, she chooses to dress in a skimpy schoolgirl’s outfit ala any Hentai ever made. Just GOD. Seriously, I think Zach Snyder [director] might actually just be a giant disembodied penis.

Now to be fair, I have not seen this movie yet. I don’t know if I will, because the content isn’t what bugs me, after all it’s PG-13. But the visual component of this film is bordering on offensively stupid for me. What bugs me is this movie seems to be pretending that it’s about this girl’s struggle to overcome [insert conflict here]- but it’s not. It’s about how hot these actresses are. It’s about hot chicks in short skirts with swords. And I am so bored of that idea.

I don’t mean to portray myself as some sort of man-hating sex Nazi. I indulge in many girlified rituals: shaving my legs, wearing make up, and wearing sexy clothes gives me confidence. And when you peek behind the veil we can clearly see this is sexist and all that. But we do it anyway because, as women, we obsess over our appearance. And yes, that is stupid. But this film is more stupid. Because like so many women in our media, they aren’t characters. I’m sorry, you cannot put the protagonist of my game in a skintight onesie and expect me to take her seriously. And the worst part about it is I don’t think they expect us to at all. Women are there to wear the clothes and dance for the cameras, and if you want to make that movie-whatever. But don’t try to pass it off as some sort of deep coming-of-age film.

But at the end of the day, I realize that all my complaining is in vain, however I reserve the right to roll my eyes until they get stuck in the back of my skull. Media, seriously, just…ugh, kiss the fattest part of my ass.

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