Because I’m not girly enough- that’s why.
I’m going to cut to the chase: live action Sailor Moon exists and it’s glorious. It manages to hit that sweet spot of being unbelievably cheesy while still having lovable characters who you root for. I would post the episodes directly here but unfortunately it would involve the monies. Monies I don’t at this time have.
But enough about me- Moon, Prism, PLOT HOLE!